Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Lovin' on a lady friend..

Rumor has it that my lady friend Sylvie already has a boyfriend. So, when she first came over I kept my distance because I'm not that type of guy. Her "boyfriend" is one of my best friend's William and you know, Bros before... --
Anyway - I don't know if they are on the outskirts or what but this girl was flirting up a storm. If there is one thing I've learned from my dad it's that Jesus loves me and when a girl puts the signals out there, start with these very simple rules:

1. Girls have many emotional needs. Start by meeting those...ie. just be an ear for her and always look interested:


2. Before you do anything stupid, always put out some feelers..you know, test the waters to gauge interest:


3. Look deep into her eyes...a girl loves it when you look into her soul ---


4. Last but not least..when a girl puts her hair in your face, just close your eyes and sniff..(I think Sylvie is a Pantene girl :)).



Thanks, Dad!..Stillllllll GOT IT!!
Ps. I'm pretty sure Mom is not going to be happy about this blog...

2 comments:

the reppard crew said...

sweet baby william MAY have just cried himself to sleep. and, hudson is rubbing his fists. watch out, g$.

Anonymous said...

dudes, love it. Gray definitely has game. I gotta try that looking deep into the soul thing, maybe that'll give me a new edge. Thanks G. Hey, if you've got any ideas on personal finance, throw your thoughts up next week so I might grab some more pointers. You written a book yet???