Sunday, March 22, 2009

Sunbathing and such...

Gray here...just wanting to update you all with some happenings from the first 10 days of my life. Pretty much, life rulz. One reason it rulz is because even though I'm only 10 days old, me and dad sunbathe together a lot and I love that. The doc says I have something called mild John-dis. Well, I don't know who John is and I'm not sure why he's being dissed but I would recommend to all babies being born, GET JOHN-DIS because it rulz. First off, John makes me look really tan and so all the ladies love me and tell me all the time I have great skin. I look great in all colors even though Spring just started. Today I wore yellow to church and I looked HOT...no, seriously...really hot (at least that's what mom tells me). The other reason I really like this John thing is because dad and I get to sunbathe together about 10 minutes a day. Apparently mom has no problems exposing me and my sweet body to the world. So for you ladies that are looking for a younger man, I'm talking to you Harper, Landon, Eve, Mae....or for you ladies that want an older man, I'm talking to you future baby Gravitt and future baby Kennedy, take a good look at what I can offer.

Also, life rulz because mom and dad's friends, Jordan and Liz, bought me this seat that is like every man's dream. It vibrates, the fabric is INCREDIBLY soft, it has this head rest that keeps my little head secure and helps me keep my hair (everyone keeps telling me I'm going to lose my hair but I'm determined to keep it till I'm at least 65). Oh and it comes with it's own entertainment. One sweet mirror for me to look at my tan body and then this green animal thing that as soon as I can figure out how to intentionally operate my lanky arms/legs (note that as of now they move constantly but all I know is that I'm not controlling any of that), I'm going to tear that thing down. Look at all this space I have too...I welcome visitors and love to snuggle so if any of you fine people want to join me in here, I can move over.

What else? Oh, mom and dad have friends over quite frequently. This turns into a win/win b/c I get to be held by all these fun new people. Here is a pic of Wei Wei and me. Wei Wei is one of mom and dad's friends from work and he's real tall and I like that b/c I like being high and people keep telling me I'm going to be real tall so I'm just getting used to breathing air at the higher elevation. I actually spent lots of time being held by Wei Wei's wife, Amanda, which was awesome but the pic dad took didn't come out too well so I'm not going to post. Props to Amanda though b/c she kept me awake for a good 35 minutes and that's not an easy task. I also want to give a shout out to mom and dad's friend, Shannon. She is a ROCKSTAR at holding me and held me for a good hour and a half at a baby shower yesterday and I loved it. I loved it so much I unloaded on her. Some would think that's gross but I just want Shannon to know it's a sign of how comfortable I am with her. So far I've only unloaded on my parents and her. You may think in this picture I'm unloading on Wei, but I'm not..that's just me getting used to the air up here. Don't judge me.


Lastly, I got to visit last night with my Uncle Aaron and cousin Caitlin. I love them. Caitlin colored me a SUH-WEET picture that I have already hung on the fridge and Uncle Aaron teaches me sign language. I'm pretty fluent at this point. I taught him a new sign as well, which I sign often. I just take my hand that is peacefully resting on my chest and jerk it straight up and shake it just a little before resting it again on my chest...that is a sign for, "FUH-GED-ABOUT-IT" - Uncle Aaron picked it up pretty quickly. Fast learner.

Oh, I forgot..one last thing that ruled about my first 10 days. I got to go to my first church service and LOVED it. I prayed silently to myself the whole time. They started a time of confession in the beginning and I just was convicted of so much I didn't let my confession time end until it was time to eat again. Speaking of eating again...it's about that time. I'm out.

7 comments:

Emily said...

Sorry Grayson. Landon likes her men pasty white. Just like her mom and dad. Keep up the sun bathing, though, as it will be nice to have a base when you go to the beach.

Oh, just so you know, Landon will be sporting a two piece this year.

Elizabeth Johnson Phillips said...

Hey--this is Henry Phillips, man. Sounds like your John-dis is cooler than mine was. I was constantly visited by this chap called Billy Ruben. Mom and Dad called me Enrique for awhile. But alas, I am now pasty. Mom says I can come visit and maybe show you that I know where my nose is when I'm off my antibiotics. Only three more days. I'll have my people call your people.

Unknown said...

Wow - he's growing up so fast, sounds so mature. My youngest is pretty much 109x Grayson's age (yes, I just did the math) and he sounds so much more babyish. Crazy.

The King Family said...

These updates make me laugh so hard. I'm so glad you put so much time into them because I really enjoy them. Daley

Carter Higgins said...

I love him.

Anonymous said...

Yo CUZ! How great that you had a new friend (John) after only like 30 seconds of breathing air. You must be the coolest b/c it took me a few hours before I started having friends. I want John too! MOM!!! DADDY!!! I want JOHN!!!! And isn't unloading the best? While normally an unloading queen, I've had some issues lately and mom and dad said I'm Kun-sto-pid-aided. I'm not sure about all that, but I do have a feeling that whoever is holding me when I next unload better have brought some anti-bacterial soap. Luv you cuz. -Haley G.W.

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